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Wag n tilt! its JOKE TIME!
« on: May 06, 2010, 02:46:09 PM »
Post ur jokes.. pra maiba nmn ang laman ng utak ng players. haha. ijoke nyo nlng sa kalaro mo pag talo ka..

Knock2, civil war: civil war ang tunay n mahirap.. civil war ang tunay n my malasakit...

Knock2, solution: solution, sa visayas at sa mindanao.. saan man sulok ng mundo..(wowowee song) :o
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Re: Wag n tilt! its JOKE TIME!
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2010, 04:07:01 PM »
May Tatlo akong Joke...

Joke... Joke... Joke...
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Re: Wag n tilt! its JOKE TIME!
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2010, 04:22:02 PM »
A very handsome man is drinking at a bar when a girl walks up to him n says: what are u drinking? Man: magic beer Girl: what does it do? Man takes a sip, flys out the window, touches the clouds and comes back Girl: wow!! I wanna drink magic beer too Man: bartender, give her what im drinking Girl finishes the drink, jumps out the window, falls and dies Bartender: superman ur an asshole when ur drunk
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Re: Wag n tilt! its JOKE TIME!
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 04:24:48 PM »
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb  :D
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Re: Wag n tilt! its JOKE TIME!
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 04:29:03 PM »
lol nice
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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 04:30:34 PM »
A fat lady asked her bf what she looked like. the boy replied, "you look like a god". The fat lady smiled, giggled and blushed then asked "aphrodite? venus? who?". The boy looked deeply in her eyes, touched her belly and said "BUDDHA"
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Re: Wag n tilt! its JOKE TIME!
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 04:44:04 PM »
Quote from: em0rej on May 06, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
A very handsome man is drinking at a bar when a girl walks up to him n says: what are u drinking? Man: magic beer Girl: what does it do? Man takes a sip, flys out the window, touches the clouds and comes back Girl: wow!! I wanna drink magic beer too Man: bartender, give her what im drinking Girl finishes the drink, jumps out the window, falls and dies Bartender: superman ur an asshole when ur drunk

parang nabasa ko na to somewhere.. FHM?
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Re: Wag n tilt! its JOKE TIME!
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 05:56:24 PM »
Knock2: new zealand.

new zealand ka sa mundong ito.. laking tuwa ng magulang mo.. haha.

knock2: ginabing kokey.

JUst dance!! ginabing kokey.. luhluhhuhu.. just dance!

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